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Grandpa Joe (May 14, 2024 5:34:13 pm)
OH SHIT! THEY BLEW MY COVER! NOW I MUST VANISH FROM EARTH FOREVER BEFORE CHARLIE DROWNS ME IN CHCOCLATE! I NEED A NEW NAME TOO! EVERYONE HAS BEEN BULLYING ME! ALL I DID WAS TRY TO PUT MY FAMILY IN DEBT AND TAKE ADVANTAGE OF CHARLIE AND BE ABSOLUTELY RUDE TO EVERYONE! MERCY ON ME, LORD!!!! guess I’ll call myself grandpa hoe. Heh….. SHIT IM IN HELL NOW CHARLIE MURDERED ME!
Jakefromstatefarm (May 14, 2024 12:38:43 pm)
Grandpa Joe is a horrible person. He most likely mentally ill. When charlie wins the ticket Joe says "I got a golden ticket." but it's not his is it? He expects charlie to let him go. That self absorbed jerk he lays down all day for 30 years but when Charlie gets the ticket he does a full dance.
Dave (April 16, 2024 11:14:10 am)
I love soda
Michelle (March 29, 2024 4:22:04 pm)
My son was completely addicted to watching this movie on VHS when he was young. One day he came to me and said, "I don't like Grandpa Joe." I was confused and asked him why and he told me, "Grandpa Joe tries to make Charlie go blind." I asked him to show me on the tape and he showed me this part where Grandpa Joe yells at Charlie to "look at the sun". I told him he had a good point, Grandpa Joe was definitely evil.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oa6OoTVXG6E (2:09)
Joe Mama (January 17, 2024 10:12:44 am)
Thank you for revealing to me the truth about Grandpa Joe. Fuck that ratbag industrial spy bastard!
Grandpa Joe's Bastard Child (January 16, 2024 4:38:07 pm)
Googoo gaga. Grandpa joe has gone gaga. Ill-tempered, mild-mannered, and over all just a horrible person.
P.S.
Is this a euphemism for Joe Biden?
vriska (January 13, 2024 5:39:14 pm)
damn you grandpa joe !! his outfits are ugly , also . being poor is no excuse for those sweaters .
Chocolate Lover (November 6, 2023 11:38:34 am)
Man, Grandpa Joe is such a bad influence! No wonder people are hating him.
Boe Jiden (September 14, 2023 5:39:19 am)
I just want to make a few things clear:

The Holocaust happened.

Hitler was a demonic figure.
Grandpa Joe is a ratbag, industrial spy, and a bastard.

And instead of giving it a platform, our political leaders should be calling out and rejecting antisemitism wherever it hides.

Silence is complicity.
Grandpa Joe's Secret Affair (September 14, 2023 5:34:08 am)
like- can y'all stop slandering this man? god forbid a man have hobbies jesus christ

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